I’m back online, but my entire life is still in boxes. I’m a little behind on my writing. So, here’s a little pre-prepared link post for you:

Whatever, Screw That Jerk, You Totally Want To Be A Writer
(Warning: link to sweary blog)

You know what I did today? I wrote about a vampire. And that vampire was being chased by zombies. And someone is going to give me money for it. That is totally absurd. In the world? People are out there doing real work. They’re fitting pipes and jiggering transmissions and manipulating the stock market from secret underwater bunkers. But me? I sit here. I make up insane bullshit. And then someone sends me a check. It’s like getting paid to eat ice cream or invent Rube Goldberg machines. This should be illegal.

The Procrastination Flowchart

Don’t feel up to writing today? Make sure you’re getting the most out of your procrastination time.

Writing: A Reality Check

What will it be like when you finally get published…?

The Journal of Universal Rejection

… or you could just save time and submit to these people.

The JofUR solicits any and all types of manuscript: poetry, prose, visual art, and research articles. You name it, we take it, and reject it. Your manuscript may be formatted however you wish. Frankly, we don’t care.