So, does the environmental superiority of not taking an annual package tour holiday via a mega-polluting, DVT-inducing economy passenger jet (conveniently ignoring the real reason of exorbitant costs of term-time flights) outweigh the environmental deadly sin of buying a gas-guzzling, pedestrian-mowing 4×4 for towing out of boggy muddy fields necessitated by holidaying in the UK?

If I promise never EVER to take it on the school run, would you forgive me?