Pewari’s Prattle: Aspiring to Randomness Since 2003

It’s taken me two days to confess…

29th August 2003 · 6 Comments

… that I could possibly do anything so stupid, but here I am, overcoming my embarrassment… confessing.

I am not a confident driver, not a particularly good one either, but until now I have never had an accident that was my fault (although if I’m honest there’s been a couple of times I have been extremely lucky, but that’s another story). But I’ve got a little blasé about it all, especially about reversing as my little Micra has one of those reverse parking beeper thingies (yes, that’s the technical term) which I have become a bit over-reliant on.

So there I am, having wrestled a disgruntled Akra Jr into his carseat, reversing the Micra in Blockbuster’s carpark on Wednesday, only half listening to the beeps getting closer and closer together… then the continuous tone… then THUD.

Oh God. I’ve just hit the Landrover behind. I get out of the car with that sick feeling in your stomach. I don’t even have a pen or paper on me to leave a note for the driver. I check our bumpers. Very very fortunately for me I was going slowly enough that there was no damage to either bumper and as there is no angry owner running towards me shaking his fist, I drive away chastened and more focussed on what I’m doing.

I have no idea why I didn’t stop in time – obviously I thought I had more room than that and I wasn’t concentrating properly, but really I have no excuse, no extenuating circumstances. I was just utterly utterly stupid.

So, why am I confessing today (Friday)? It’s because Akra Jr has suddenly taken it into his head when he gets in the car to say “Beep beep beep beep beep ….. BANG!” then giggle insanely. Over and over again. Akra thinks it’s hilarious (and I believe has been secretly encouraging him). Luckily, Akra Jr has the world’s cutest giggle so I have to laugh along – I can’t help myself.

*blush*

Tags: D'OH! · Parenting

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 PickledPixie // 29th Aug 2003 at 8:20 pm

    I was reading this thinking “Aww, poor Pew” and then I got to “Beep beep beep beep beep ….. BANG!” and it’s taken me about 5 minutes to stop laughing.

    Akra Jr is my new hero in the under 5 group.

  • 2 Mitchell // 29th Aug 2003 at 10:25 pm

    *dies laughing*

  • 3 Jag // 29th Aug 2003 at 10:49 pm

    He he – that made me laugh! Glad there was no lasting damage to either. I have always wondered how effective those rear-object detectors are – now I know how subject to human frailty they are! Nice one Akra jr.!

  • 4 Sylvia // 30th Aug 2003 at 11:46 am

    beep beep beep beep … BANG!

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

  • 5 Kyren // 31st Aug 2003 at 10:45 am

    Heehee!!! That’s so funny!

  • 6 Daisy // 1st Sep 2003 at 1:14 pm

    Very funny!

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