Waiting by the phone
Hoping to exchange contracts
No news is bad news
I am not patient
Imagining more delays
Why is there no news?
How hard can it be?
Three months have been and gone now
Naff solicitors
I’m trying to write
But my focus is elsewhere
Anticipation
Ah now there is news
Want a sudden drop in price
She can fuck right off
And exchange delay
Despite our warning last week
Time to remarket
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Balls Balls Balls Bollocks.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Brinx // 25th Jun 2003 at 4:05 pm
*hugs*
2 Steph // 25th Jun 2003 at 5:52 pm
nice rhyme! Shame about poopy lady – her and her solicitors seem like right prats – what’s their name so we can avoid them! :D
3 Pewari // 25th Jun 2003 at 8:29 pm
Well I would, but they’re solicitors – knowing my luck I’d probably get sued!
4 L // 26th Jun 2003 at 9:27 am
There’s a vertain satisfaction in saying in saying that word repeatedly out loud, I can also recommend shouting it at the walls. Shirley Valentine was right in her choice of receptor of her words of wisdom.
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